Sometimes omegle isn't so bad.

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: hey
• Stranger: Hello
• You: um........what's up?
• Stranger: not much, how about you?
• You: not much here. just got back from a really long walk
• Stranger: awesome...
• Stranger: where did you walk?
• You: to the store
• Stranger: whatcha get?
• You: i wanted ice cream and have no car. :(
• Stranger: ah, the old "I want ice cream, but have no car" dilemma
• Stranger: I've been there, my friend
• You: yup
• Stranger: I've been there
• Stranger: did you score?
• You: oh yes. root beer float flavor. :)
• You: very tasty
• Stranger: ICE CREAM ALL AROUND!
• You: WOO-HOOO!!!
• Stranger: that was awkward
• You: maybe a little
• You: do you watch Sherlock?
• Stranger: I LOVE sherlock
• Stranger: what is Sherlock?
• You: it'a TV show.
• You: a moderized version of Sherlock Holmes
• You: *modernized
• Stranger: ah, so big guns and hot babes?
• Stranger: fast cars
• Stranger: Italian bad guys
• You: ahhhh...not exactly
• You: it's still set in England. and they solve a lot of murders
• Stranger: big babes and hot guns?
• You: lol
• Stranger: England...I've heard of it...
• Stranger: zat where you live?
• You: no, i'm american
• Stranger: Ah, an American...
• Stranger: ugh
• Stranger: those Americans DRIVE ME NUTS
• You: but we get the BBC on tv
• You: :P
• You: why?
• Stranger: They're so....so....American
• Stranger: you know?
• You: well, that could apply to any nationality.
• Stranger: well, no, not really
• Stranger: An African couldn't be American, could he?
• Stranger: nor could a Russian
• You: well, no. but he could be just so.....African.
• Stranger: EXACTLY
• Stranger: you get it
• You: .......maybe.....O_o
• Stranger: I suppose a Brazilian could be SOUTH AMERICAN
• Stranger: but...that's different, now isn't it?
• You: this is true
• Stranger: so you agree with me?
• Stranger: that Americans are so American?
• You: well, I agree that most people of a specefic nationality tend to have certain mannerisims that are specefic to their country of origin.
• Stranger: A CONVERT
• Stranger: welcome to the club
• You: thank you.
• Stranger: np
• You: i take it, that means you are not American?
• Stranger: oh, I am American, yes
• Stranger: thanks for asking
• You: huh. that's interesting.
• Stranger: yep
• Stranger: self loathing
• You: so it would seem.
• Stranger: it doesn't seem, man, IT IS
• Stranger: I just said so
• Stranger: geez
• Stranger: Americans...
• Stranger: DRIVE ME NUTS
• You: ok. ok. calm yourself.
• You: serenity now.
• Stranger: SERENITY NOW
• Stranger: NOOOWWWWW
• You: LOL
• You: yes exactly
• Stranger: OK, I'm calm...
• Stranger: ...breathing easier now...
• Stranger: took my nitro
• You: excellent.
• Stranger: ahhhh
• You: shall we move on to a different topic?
• Stranger: sure
• Stranger: Ants
• You: ugh. I hate ants.
• You: once a bunch of fire ants invading my house
• Stranger: I HATE FIRE ANTS
• Stranger: are they American Ants worst
• You: there were so many they covered the front wall.
• You: i don't think fire ants are native to this country. but I'm not really sure.
• Stranger: are you in America?
• You: yes
• You: but I don't know much about bugs
• You: except that I don't like them
• Stranger: OK, so you're in America
• Stranger: ERGO THEY ARE AMERICAN ANTS
• Stranger: and, as we've established, I am not fond of Americans
• Stranger: can we PLEASE talk about a different topic?
• You: sure.
• You: how about Benedict Cumberbatch, he's british
• Stranger: bastard
• Stranger: who's he?
• You: or Hugh Jackman, he's Australian
• Stranger: are you a girl?
• You: Benedick Cumberbatch is an actor. he was in Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy
• You: yes, I'm a girl
• You: but I know female celebrities too
• Stranger: ah, I did not know that...
• Stranger: I assumed you were a guy
• Stranger: cause, you know, it's Omegle
• You: Like Megan Fox, or Nicole Kidman,
• You: LOL
• You: well, yeah I guess that's a pretty reasonable assumption
• Stranger: well, that's a horse of a different color, now isn't it?
• You: yes. quite
• Stranger: You ride, then?
• You: I haven't in years.
• You: Horses, that is.
• Stranger: Bada bing!!
• Stranger: good one
• You: XD
• You: oooooo! How about Michael Fassbender? he's Irish/German
• Stranger: Das ist nicht mein gruberstein
• You: eh?
• You: I got: That is not my......something.
• You: I don't know much German
• Stranger: actually, I just put together all the german I know
• Stranger: and made up the last word
• Stranger: so...
• You: oh.....
• You: well, michael fassbender's more irish than german
• You: also, he's pretty hot. >_>
• Stranger: ok, you're making me jealous now
• You: I'm sorry.
• You: i don't mean too.
• Stranger: lol
• Stranger: I am kidding
• Stranger: did I mention how I'm stunningly good looking?
• You: really?
• Stranger: yes
• You: how interesting
• Stranger: STUNNINGLY
• Stranger: seriously, girls faint when they meet me
• Stranger: it's kinda curious
• You: wow, that must be amazing
• Stranger: kinda troubling, actually
• Stranger: hard to go on dates...
• You: i'll bet.
• Stranger: they keep fainting
• Stranger: ...or falling asleep...
• Stranger: wait...
• Stranger: do you think they're falling asleep??
• You: .........hopefully not falling asleep.
• You: i'm sue that's not it
• You: *sure
• Stranger: now I'm sad
• Stranger: THANKS
• You: aw don't be sad.
• You: you seem interesting enough.
• Stranger: are you suggesting that I'm crazy?
• You: no! of course not!
• Stranger: uh huh
• You: i would never suggest that!
• Stranger: 'interesting' is a code word for 'crazy'
• You: says who? I've never used it for that.
• Stranger: my psychologist...
• Stranger: and my pschiatrist
• You: if I thought you were crazy, i'd have disconnected
• Stranger: and my lobotomist...
• You: oh boy.
• Stranger: lol
• Stranger: quick, another pill
• Stranger: ok, I'm better now
• You: how are you typing if you've been lobotomized?
• Stranger: Umm...er...
• Stranger: it's my eyes...yea...
• Stranger: I look at the keys I wanna type and they get typed...
• Stranger: yea....that's it...
• You: -_-
• You: uh-huh. sure.....
• Stranger: see, you do think I'm crazy
• You: no, not crazy.
• Stranger: ....interesting...
• You: confused, maybe. but not crazy
• Stranger: ok, so we've established I'm 'interesting' or 'confused'
• Stranger: what are you?
• You: i am maybe a litte on the weird side
• Stranger: PERFECT
• Stranger: when should we be married?
• Stranger: do you prefer spring?
• Stranger: summer is nice....
• You: Sorry, but I'm earmarked for Michael Fassbender.
• Stranger: wait, what?
• Stranger: did I mention the part about how women faint when they meet me?
• You: you did
• Stranger: hmmm....
• Stranger: I'm not sure what a Fassbender is
• Stranger: sounds like a tool
• Stranger: ...and you can take that either way you want...
• Stranger: I gotta fass I need to bend...who's got my fassbender?
• You: he is a most impressive man. most impressive indeed.
• You: also his "tool" is exceptional.
• Stranger: oh, I totally set that up, didn't I?
• You: yea. you did
• You: XD
• Stranger: didn't his 'tool' get shot off in Inglorious Basterds?
• You: yeah, but it's so amazing it grew back even more impressive
• Stranger: whoa....
• Stranger: that's some power he's got there...
• You: it's the power of the Fassdong.
• Stranger: lol
• Stranger: I hope you made that up
• You: well, somebody did. LOL
• Stranger: I hope he doesn't refer to his weenie as his Fassdong...
• You: LMAO!
• Stranger: hey, baby, how'd you like to meet the fassdong tonight?
• Stranger: hmmm??
• Stranger: hmmm???
• You: oh man that would be spectacular! I'd die laughing
• Stranger: even if he's that goodlooking (he is, I'd do him), that should give a woman pause
• Stranger: especially if he refers to it in the third person
• Stranger: Hi baby, the fassdong likes your dress tonight...
• You: of course, then the power of the fassdong would resurect me and we'd get it on
• You: XD
• Stranger: be right back, the fassdong needs a draining..
• You: lol
• Stranger: crap, that bullet hit me right in the fassdong and beans
• You: OMG. XD LMAO!
• Stranger: lol
• You: oh, man. all right, I gotta go. this has been fun
• Stranger: alight
• Stranger: stay on your meds
• You: you too.
• Stranger: don't talk to any (more) creepers
• Stranger: Good luck with the fassdong
• You: thanks! ^_^
• You have disconnected.